To you, you know who you are:

I read what you wrote in the latest entry. & thank you for that. It just shows how gracious you are. =) Don't worry. I'll take good care of him. But I want you to know that I could never hope to take your place in his heart.

p.s. For those who are interested, the test below can be found here

p.p.s. I'm fagging too much on Sampoerna and Cartier. Somebody stop meeeee!